Contest Results — Rich/Poor

It’s time for the results of our June Joke Contest. The theme is “You Know You’re Rich When…” And “You Know You’re Poor When…”

New Joke Contests are announced on the first of the month.

Look for July’s contest on July 1, 2015.

And here are the top lines:

** FIRST PLACE **

You know you’re poor when you put your shoes on the wrong feet so they wear down more evenly.

Kaye Newton, Raymond Terrace, NSW, Australia

** SECOND PLACE **

You know you’re rich when you need no keys.

Marty Bernstein, Oak Park, Ilinois

** THIRD PLACE **

You know you’re rich when you only eat meals that no one can pronounce.

Tom Nee, Oak Lawn, Illin

HONORABLE MENTION (In random order.)

– You know you’re rich when every Casino Host in Las Vegas knows you by your first name.

– You know you’re poor when every Casino Host in Las Vegas knows you by your first name.

– You know you’re rich when you send your valet to Mars to see if you would like it there.

– You know you’re rich when you hire ten manicurists, one for each finger.

– You know you’re poor when you recycle dental floss.

– You know you’re rich when your other Gulfstream is in the shop.

– You know you’re rich when your address has a street but no number.

– You know you’re rich when you have His and Hers Bentleys…and you’re single.

– You know you’re rich when the golf clubs you buy involve real estate.

– You know you’re rich when “down on your luck” means you just lost $50,000 playing blackjack.

– You know you’re poor when the only way you’ll see foreign countries is by watching the Travel Channel at a Best Buy store.

– You know you’re rich when your bank balance is higher on return from an around the world holiday, and you’ve collected enough air points to go around again.

– You know you’re rich when you have to drop the zeros and use b or t next to your asset balances.