Humor Contest Results — Expanded Books

It’s time for the best lines from the October Humor Contest.

New contests are announced on the first of the month.

Next month’s contest comes out on November 1, 2015.

This month’s contest took the three winners from last month’s Simple or Complex book titles. We challenged our readers to provide chapter headings for the three book titles. The Book Titles were:
– Meatloaf Slicing to Wow Your Friends.
– Ninety Days to a Better Three Months
– How to Fix Your Roof With the Tree that Fell on It

Here is a peek at the inside contents of the books.

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MEATLOAF SLICING TO WOW YOUR FRIENDS

Chapter 33 and 1/3: Carving to Meatloaf’s Greatest Hits.
Tom Nee, Oak Lawn, Illinois

Chapter 41: Beyond the Loaf–Turkey and Roast Beef
Sandy Kampner, Evergreen Park, Illinois

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NINETY DAYS TO A BETTER THREE MONTHS

Chapter 9: Life After Bankruptcy.
Gerald Fleischmann, Fountain Valley, California

Chapter 90: Practice Makes Perfect – Go Back to Day One.
Nancy Lininger, Camarillo, California

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HOW TO FIX YOUR ROOF USING THE TREE THAT FELL ON IT

Chapter 1: Exploring Your Roots.
David Novick, Dayton, Ohio

Chapter 12: Using Tree Remnants to Open a Branch Office.
Marty Bernstein, Oak Park, Illinois