Here is another Observational Humor monologue presented at the end of a meeting of the Las Vegas Chapter of the National Speakers Association.
First, we will look at the set-ups for the jokes. Then review the jokes. And finally, we’ll look at what made the humor work.
The goal of studying Observational Humor is to develop your talent of creating just one original, fresh joke to include in your presentation.
The Set–Up (What happened and what was said during the meeting,
before he monologue was presented.)
1. I was moving slowly due to stiffness.
2. Mike Rayburn played a difficult song on the guitar. He said: I do
that…because I can.
3. Mike Rayburn has played Carnegie Hall multiple times.
4. Debbie Allen said that every speaker’s first book usually sucks.
5. Debbie has written eight books.
6. Have a current photo in your promo materials so that when you show
up for an engagement, you look like yourself.
7. Debbie is one of the most successful and most highly paid women
speakers in the speaking business.
8. This is my second year to close every chapter meeting with an
Observational Humor wrap-up.
9. Sophia (chapter President) gave a thank you gift to Mike Rayburn
(immediate past President). She said Mike had it all, and the most
meaningful gift she could give Mike would be to write a check as a
donation to his church.
(I approached the front of the room very slowly. Not to setup a joke but because I was very stiff.)
I have an advantage over many speakers. When I give a one-hour keynote, I only need 30 minutes of content.
(The joke received less laughter than I thought it would. My voice
wasn’t strong that day, and I got feedback after the meeting that I was hard to hear. I should have been wearing a microphone.)
I’m not going to sing and play the guitar…because I can’t.
(A reversal of a call back.)
How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Buy tickets to see Mike Rayburn.
(Self-deprecation and also compliments a talented member.)
My speaking career is on track. I’m writing my first book…which will suck.
I’ve written eight books. No…I ate my first book. I was hungry.
(Plays with sound-alike words EIGHT/ATE. Ate my first book was a
joke. I was hungry was a topper. And self-deprecation.)
My career was going great…until I showed up looking like myself.
(A call back. Unexpectedly applying prior advice twist to myself.)
And soon I’ll be ranked in the top-five of all women speakers.
(Silly but fun. A good laugh.)
How to get mentioned in one of John’s wrap-up monologues: Do or say something brilliant. Do or say something stupid. And keep doing it until you see John write something down.
(Absurd advice, since it’s unlikely any member of the audience was
wondering how they could be mentioned in the monologue.)
Sophia, I don’t have everything. You can make a check out to me.
(A call back. And self-deprecation.)