Observational Humor — Case Study #145

Here is another observational Humor monologue written for presentation at the end of a meeting.

THE SET-UP (What happened and what was said during the meeting before the monologue was presented):

  1. Bryant Pergerson is a perfect person to introduce a speaker. He is positive, enthusiastic, and builds the interest of the audience to want to hear the program.
  2. Bryant critiqued a speaker who opened his speech with Mr Toastmaster and fellow Toastmasters, to say instead: Mr Toastmaster and anybody who has ever been face-to-face with a 1500 pound bull.
  3. It was suggested to a speaker that he open his speech using a less aggressive stance.
  4. It was suggested to a speaker that his speaking style was a bit stiff.
  5. As Darren LaCroix prepared to present his program he casually visited with members of the audience, He recalled a program where he suggested to a woman in the front row to show some movement because she looked like a painting.
  6. Two speakers spoke before my program was introduced,
  7. During the earlier part of the program, late arriving people were seated during a break in the program.
  8. Kip Mecham was the skilled tech guru who kept the video connections running smoothly.
  9. Darren talked about the differences between humor and comedy.

THE MONOLOGUE

I’m done. I just came to hear Bryant’s introduction.

(An unexpected opening implying that the only reason I came was to be introduced by Bryant.)

Mr Toastmaster and everyone who has ever told a joke to a 1500 pound bull.

(Twisted a critique comment to blend in the humor theme.)

I’m sitting down so I don’t look aggressive.

(Having some fun with an earlier suggestion.)

If I look a bit stiff that means that you have a good video camera because it’s capturing the real me.

(Self-Deprecation.)

I’ll move so Darren won’t think I’m a painting.

(A call back and self-deprecation.)

This is an exciting day for me. For years my friends have always said, Kinde you’re pretty good, but you’ll never have Eric Culverson and Darren Lacroix as your warm up acts.

(A stock opening line which permits you to recognize the other speakers.)

It’s now time to seat the late people.

(A call back. Absurdity, there were no late comers near the end of the program.)

I want to recognize our tech guru Kip Mecham. Something you may not know is that his name is not really Kip. Kip is an acronym for Killer Internet Presentations. Let’s give a big thank you and a round of applause to Kip.

(Good humor allowing me to recognize our tech expert,)

During this program, we’re going to be talking about the difference between Humor and Comedy. The difference is that Humor starts with an H and Comedy starts with a C.

(Absurd but funny.)

POST SCRIPT

This was an unusual monologue. It was never presented to a live audience. Well that’s not that’s totally right or wrong. It was written to be presented alone in my office, but to an audience which was 1000 miles away watching the monologue on a TV screen. But that’s not the way it turned out. Due to a last-minute medical emergency, my part of the program was postponed.   The paramedics came and the person having the seizure is thankfully fine. And we correctly decided that it was best to reschedule my closing-part of that day’s program to next month. So the truth is, the monologue was never presented, except in my head…and now, in print to you. Although my humor workshop will be slipped to next month, the monologue will not. It was timely and relevant only for the end of the program on that specific day. However, I am confident that it was a good monologue and chosen to share it with you in my blog.