Here is another Observational Humor monologue presented at the end of a meeting.
THE SET–UP What happened or what was said during the meeting before the monologue was delivered.
1. A member said that speaking at a Toastmasters Club is not about perfection, it’s about growth.
2. Jesse Oakley, a well-known, popular Toastmaster arrived at the meeting 20 minutes late. He is Jesse Oakley the third and tags iii onto his name (Jessie Oakley eye eye eye)
3. I evaluated Stan’s speech.
4. Stan works out at the gym and has huge muscles. He was wearing a tight fitting muscle shirt.
5. A speaker was introduced as Mr Dependability
6. Bobby commented that President Obama was ranking high in popularity at the end of his term. He noted that as his term ended for club President, he was also expecting to be popular.
7. Bill Parker said he felt like he was being forced to ride in the back of the bus.
8. Bobby said that he likes Bill, because when Bill says something, he means it.
9. Bill and Sherri attend the meeting with Sheri’s Mother, Georgia.
Mr Toastmaster. Fellow Toastmasters. And the Late Jesse Oakley, iii
(I used the formal opening often used by Toastmasters, a triplet ending with Jesse’s name. I have used the “Late” gag before, but not with this group. Good response.)
And now it’s time for perfection.
(Self-Aggrandizement works well in moderation and if the audience knows you well)
I enjoyed evaluating Stan’s speech tonight. We have something in common. We both are wearing muscle shirts. And one of us has muscles.
(Self deprecation. Big laugh.)
I’ve never been called Mr Dependability. Although I was once voted to be Miss Congeniality.
(Self deprecation. Absurdity. Good response.)
This club is known for its large number of dependable members. The majority of its members wear depends.
(Absurdity. Funny connection)
Bobby is one of my few friends who have the popularity of Donald Trump.
(Bobby is a universally well-liked guy. The absurd switch to Trump received a good laugh.)
I was excited when Bill said that he liked me. Because I knew that tonight he meant it.
(Combined two observations from the meeting.)
Bill said that felt that he was riding in the back of the bus tonight. That’s why his nickname is Rosa Parker.
(The line occurred to me because of the similarity of his last name, Parker, to Rosa Parks.)
Bill and Sherri Parker Attend Toasmasters meetings with Sherri’s Mother, Georgia. When a club is fortunate to have them as guests it’s like giving a three-for-one coupon.
(Two-fer coupons are common and popular in Las Vegas.)
Many of you probably don’t realize that Georgia is in the witness protection program where her last name is Hippie. Depending on how well you know her, you can refer to her as Georgia or as Mrs Hippie (Mississippi). ii ii
(I’ve known Georgia for over ten years and the connection between Georgia and Mississippi had never occurred to me until that night. It also allowed me to bookend the monologue, opening with iii and closing with ii ii. A strong closing.)