Observational Humor — Case study #146

OBSERVATIONAL HUMOR – CASE STUDY #146

Here’s another Observational Humor monologue delivered at the end of a meeing. I wrote the jokes as the meeting unfolded.

THE SET-UP (What happened and what was said during the meeting before the monologue was delivered.)

  1. A speaker quoted a Bible verse.
  2. A speaker wrote a book with the title: Why Not Today?
  3. A speaker said she speaks on organizing for dis-organized people.
  4. A speaker said, “You’re a great audience, and I don’t say that to every audience.”
  5. A speaker said that he had a part-time job not related to speaking.
  6. Speaker said his alarm goes off at 5:00 am, seven days a week.
  7. I was using a walker.
  8. A speaker listed what women find attractive in a man.
  9. David, the man in charge of our audio equipment, had started growing a goatee.
  10. A speaker shared tips about being successful in the speaking business.
  11. – Not marketing is being invisible.
  12. – Experienced speakers aren’t cheap and cheap speakers aren’t experienced.

THE MONOLOGUE

The Bible refers to the quick and the dead. I am neither.

(Self-deprecation.)

I speak on procrastination. I have a book titled “Why Not Tomorrow?”

(Instead off curing it, I was supposedly encouraging it.)

I do humor for people who don’t like laughing.

(A call-back substituting my theme, humor.)

As a group you have the best sense of humor. And I don’t say that to every group.

(Another call-back again substituting a humor theme.)

I’m now working nights at Madam Tsuaads Wax Museum. I’m performing as a sculpture of Mr Rogers. Tourists say I’m almost life like.

(A call-back on a part-time job and self-deprecation.)

Every day my alarm goes off at 5:00…pm…after my afternoon nap.

(Self-deprecation by flipping am to pm.)

Women like men who are funny. Women like men who are tall. Women like men who use walkers. I made that up.

(Rule of three and self-deprecation.)

I’m pleased to see that David received his Abraham Lincoln starter kit.

(David is a young person and “starter kit” was a funny and appropriate description.)

We have a special guest today. Would you please stand, Hillary Clinton.

(Politics was big in the news and a member looks like Hillary.)

To wrap things up: Two tips to help you understand the speaking business: 

Not being funny is being invisible.

Know that funny speeches aren’t cheap…and cheap speeches aren’t funny.

(Twisting previous advice and again dropping in the humor theme.)