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Observational Humor — Case Study #149

Saturday, August 27th, 2016

The punch lines from Observational Humor often fall into the category of “you had to be there.” We will give you information on what was said and done during the meeting, to give you a sense of being there.

THE SET-UP

  1. An evaluator critiqued a speaker’s enunciation. To the evaluator it sounded like the speaker said “Panty Raid” when he actually had said something else.
  2. An audience member wanted to demonstrate something and asked the speaker’s “Permission to join you on stage?”
  3. Ed and Darren were speaking at our meeting. They brought their notes and props in suitcases with wheels, like a carry-on bag you would take on a plane.
  4. Ed told us to turn to our neighbor and tell him/her “This speaker is really good!”
  5. A speaker said she was working on a speech project titled “Leave ‘em Laughing.”

THE MONOLOGUE

Permission to stay in my seat?

(A reversal. Or what I sometimes call 180 degrees.)

My favorite part of your speech was the panty raid.

(A call back which turned into a very strong line.)

I was excited to see that Ed and Darren brought their suitcases. I thought they were moving in.

(Absurdity.)

Wake up your neighbor and say: “This speaker is pretty funny.”

{Implies that my humor is putting people to sleep.)

In closing…a humor tip: To be a successful speaker, Leave ‘em Laughing. If you can’t do that, just leave ‘em.

(Good closing line using a fragment of the speech project title.)

Observational Humor — Case Study #148

Thursday, August 4th, 2016

Here is another Observational Humor monologue presented at the end of a meeting. We’ll tell you what was said and what happened during the meeting before the monologue was presented.

TH SET-UP. We will give you enough background to help you understand the jokes.

  1. The emcee said that her three speakers tonight had not been drinking.
  2. The emcee also said that she had a crack team of evaluators.
  3. JR mentioned Pole Dancers.
  4. First-time guest Frank was given the choice of participating in the impromptu speech part if the meeting.
  5. A speaker told us that when he was born, the doctor told his mother that he would never walk. Today, he walks normally.
  6. A speaker gave a speech introducing himself to the club. He titled his speech: “It’s all about me.”
  7. A speaker was late and he said he sneaked into the meeting.

THE MONOLOGUE

I haven’t been drinking. I always speak like this.

(Absurdity, I don’t sound drunk. Self-deprecation.)

The evaluators have not been drinking. They are a crack team.

(Double meaning of the word CRACK.)

JR didn’t tell us that Wilson is a Polish name. He comes from a long line of Pole dancers.

(Wilson isn’t a Polish name, but I made that up to support a call-back to his mention of pole dancers.)

Frank, we always ask our guests if they would like to participate in the impromptu speaking part of the meeting. We do that not to test their courage but to test their judgment.

(Implied is that impromptu speeches make us nervous.)

When I was born, the Doctor told my Mother, “John will never be funny.”

(Implies that the doctor was wrong once again.)

These jokes are all about me.

(Good call back.)

One of our members said he sneaked into the meeting. The proper conjugation of the verb sneak is: SNEAK, SNUCK, SNAKED.

(For some reason, this silly string of words popped into my head,)