Observational Humor — Case Study #148

Here is another Observational Humor monologue presented at the end of a meeting. We’ll tell you what was said and what happened during the meeting before the monologue was presented.

TH SET-UP. We will give you enough background to help you understand the jokes.

  1. The emcee said that her three speakers tonight had not been drinking.
  2. The emcee also said that she had a crack team of evaluators.
  3. JR mentioned Pole Dancers.
  4. First-time guest Frank was given the choice of participating in the impromptu speech part if the meeting.
  5. A speaker told us that when he was born, the doctor told his mother that he would never walk. Today, he walks normally.
  6. A speaker gave a speech introducing himself to the club. He titled his speech: “It’s all about me.”
  7. A speaker was late and he said he sneaked into the meeting.

THE MONOLOGUE

I haven’t been drinking. I always speak like this.

(Absurdity, I don’t sound drunk. Self-deprecation.)

The evaluators have not been drinking. They are a crack team.

(Double meaning of the word CRACK.)

JR didn’t tell us that Wilson is a Polish name. He comes from a long line of Pole dancers.

(Wilson isn’t a Polish name, but I made that up to support a call-back to his mention of pole dancers.)

Frank, we always ask our guests if they would like to participate in the impromptu speaking part of the meeting. We do that not to test their courage but to test their judgment.

(Implied is that impromptu speeches make us nervous.)

When I was born, the Doctor told my Mother, “John will never be funny.”

(Implies that the doctor was wrong once again.)

These jokes are all about me.

(Good call back.)

One of our members said he sneaked into the meeting. The proper conjugation of the verb sneak is: SNEAK, SNUCK, SNAKED.

(For some reason, this silly string of words popped into my head,)