Here is another Observational Humor monologue presented at the end of a meeting.
First, we will look at the set-up to give you
a sense of being there. Then I will share the joke and why it
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THE SET–UP (What happened and what was said during the meeting
before the monologue was delivered.)
1. The Word-of-the-Day was temerity.
2. Georgia uses a walker and we often joke about racing each other.
3. Sherri said that she printed the agenda on whatever paper she
4. Georgia was our timer and while expaining her function to the
guests, she said “We time everything.”
5. We have more than one body builder in the club. They turn any
shirt into a “muscle shirt.”
6. A speaker talked about buying stock and entering he bond market.
7. A speaker said you become successful in business by making good
choices. And you learn to make good choices by making bad choices.
8. A speaker said that she wrote a country song: I’m not feeling
funny when my nose is runny.
Tonight I had the temerity to wear shorts to a Toastmasters meeting .
(Many Toastmaster clubs are somewhat formal and would frown on
wearing shorts to a meeting. However it’s hot in Las Vegas during
the summer and some people wear shorts.)
Another Olympics has passed and once again I have not beaten Georgia in the 100 meter dash.
(The Olympics had just ended. It tied in with our walker running-gag
Sherri didn’t tell you how close she came to printing the agenda on toilet paper.
(Using the principle of extrapolation. One odd paper choice leads
to another more unusual choice.)
Georgia said that we time everything. You know that’s true if you
visited the restroom. Because of that, for efficiency, we sometimes DO print the agenda on toilet paper.
(Used exaggeration and absurdity to link the timing of all functions
to include restroom activities. And then did a call-back providing
a topper which linked to the printing of the agenda. Nice structure.)
My function tonight is to show you what a muscle shirt looks like
without the muscles.
(Self-deprecation and the obvious is funny.)
If you do stock humor, you run the risk of entering the bomb market.
(A call-back and the use of a sound-alike word.)
Speaking of bombing. You learn humor skills by making bad choices.
(Not very funny but a nice call-back.)
Your country song reminds me of the one: If my nose was running
money…I’d blow it all on you.
(One joke reminded me of another. A good closer.)