Here is another Observational Humor monologue presented at the end of a meeting.
First, we will share the set-up to each joke, what happened and what was said before the monologue was presented.
We will then share the jokes and give a brief comment on why the joke was funny.
1. The meeting featured our annual Humorous Speech contest and evaluation contest.
2. Rebecca, a guest speaker, was incorrectly introduced as
3. Rebecca told us about her “Elvis” wedding.
4. Don Rickles is a famous insult-style comedian.
5. The wedding program included a dancing girl wearing
6. The wedding limo refused to take 12 people. Their
limit was 10.
7. The photos from the wedding were stamped “Do Not Copy.”
8. A member introduced himself as Bond—James Bond.
9. Bond paper us a high-quality paper often used for letterheads.
It is heavier than lower-quality paper, and it could contain
cotton fiber to give it a crisp texture and feel.
10. A member said that Bill, a humor contestant, was her
husband’s favorite comic speaker. Then as an after-thought
she added “After John Kinde, of course.”
It was great having Rebecca join us this evening. In the
Witness Protection Program she is known as Rachel.
(The mis-introduction of her name had gotten a good laugh.
That made it a good trigger for a joke later in the meeting.)
The Elvis Wedding sounds like fun. Did you know that they
also have a “Don Rickles divorce package.”
(I asked myself, “What is the opposite of a feel-good Elvis
wedding?” I provided the answer, a divorce ceremony themed
after an insult comic.)
If I had known Rebecca was speaking tonight I would have
worn my coconuts.
( A silly comment and picture for the mind.)
We had 12 people show up for tonight’s meeting. The Fire
Marshal sent two of them home.
(A joke structure which paralleled the limo experience.)
Rebecca, I’ll give you a copy of my speech evaluation notes.
But notice that they are stamped “Do Not Copy.”
(A call-back on the silly side, but effective. A good laugh.)
We don’t have any trophies tonight, but we do have nice
Certificates of Participation printed on Bond—24 lb cotton
(Name play linking to the thought of Bond paper.)
This would have been joke 007, but it was classified .
(Pretended the censor was at work again.)
I have the reputation for being funny, but only funny enough to
be a footnote.
(Self-Deprecation. Being a complimentary afterthought was funny.)
I’ve already shared 10 observations with you. The censors are shutting me down.
(A call back to the limit of 10. Implies that 11 – 12 hitting the cutting-room floor.)