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Observational Humor — Case Study #125

Tuesday, August 26th, 2014

This was a strong monologue. Part of the credit for the big response was the
larger-than-usual audience size.

We will look at the set-up.  Next we’ll review the joke.  And then we’ll examine what made the joke work.

The SETUP (what happened and what was said during the meeting before he monologue was presented.

1. We had twenty-five people attending our meeting. The attendance was higher than average because we had nine speakers.

2. All nine speakers were past District Contest winners. I had won 8 district contests.

3. Bill Lusk is a race car driver. Paul Newman also races cars.

4. A speaker was going to share three tips for contest success, each tip would start with the letter P. She then gave us four tips. The speakers which followed added five, six, seven tips starting with the letter P.

5. a speaker said you could re-use a contest speech if you had not won with it in the last 12 years. Someone corrected the speaker, saying that th rule was “within the last 12 months.”

6. A speaker talked about the importance of being well dressed for a contest. He told us of a woman speaker who wore the same outfit as another woman.

7. Bobby told us of a humor contest where he used a purse and dressed in drag.

8. Scott shared a joke about a woman banging on his door and waking him up 2:30 in the morning when he was sleeping in a hotel room. He said he finally got up and let her out.


Do you remember when our Fifth-Monday events used to attract 50 peoeple? I figured out how we can make that happen for our next Fifth-Monday event. I’m going to schedule 40 speakers.
(The joke pointed out that we had a large attendance thanks to the large number of speakers on the agenda. I used the trigger of exaggeration to suggest the solution for having a big crowd attend our next special event.)

I bring you good news. I’ve on 8 first-place trophies at District Contests. How hard can it be?
(Self-deprecation. Suggesting the “he doesn’t look like a funny and an excellent speaker.”)

Bill Lusk is the Paul Newman of Toastmasters. I love his salad dressing.
(A call-back with the twist of salad dressing.)

Here are some observations on the eight district contests I won. 
(Set-up for a series of jokes.)

I was nervous each time I competed and won. Every one of my 8 speeches started with P.
(Continuing the running gag with the letter P, turning it into a bodily function joke.  I would advise caution using this type of joke.)

Each contest speech I delivered had not won within the previous 12 minutes. (12 years had been changed to 12 months. I took the liberty of changing it to 12 minutes.)

At one contest, another contestant was wearing the same dress.

(Did a switch so that I was wearing one of the dresses.)

For one contest I borrowed Bobby’s purse and used his makeup kit to freshen up.  And at 2:30 in the morning I was banging on the door until Scott opened it and let me out.
(Call-back on Bobby’s purse. Dropped my self into Scott’s story. Part of the trigger was SOMETHNG FUNNY. I used Scott’s funny line to get a laugh of my own. A huge laugh.)

I lost one contest because of the title of my speech. Let me take you to the contest to show you what happened: “Ladies and Gentlemen. Speaker number four. John Kinde. The judges are idiots. The judges are idiots. John Kinde.”
(A very simple joke with an absurd contest speech title.)

Observational Humor — Case Study #124

Thursday, August 14th, 2014

Here’s another Observational Humor monologue presented at the end of a meeting.   We will look at the set-up, the joke, and the triggers that made the joke work.

SETUP (What was said and what happened during the meeting before the monologue was presented.)

1. A speaker said, “I’ll now deliver my yet-to-be organized contest speech.”

2. A speaker defined and discussed GROUP THINK.

3. The printed agenda for the meeting accidentally had a very large font size selected for my name and for the Observational Humor part of the program.

4. In setting up the word of the day, the gramarian used the word
conundrum. Later in the meeting a speaker used the word conundrum,
even though it was not the word of the evening.

5. Out going President Dianne requested an audit of the club’s treasury.

6. A speaker was advised to speak up so he could be better heard.

7. A speaker said she went to California where the most logical thing to do was to GO SURFING. She had been instructed to get on the board, do a push-up, and jump to her feet.

8. Carolyn gave a speeeh in which she sang.


My name is John Kinde, and I’ll now be delivering my yet-to-be funny monologue.

(I used parallel construction to let the YET-TO-BE phrase link to my monologue.  Self-deprecation.)

I will be practing humor. And YOU will be practicing group laughter.

(Good response.  I asked the question “what other activity acould be group-oriented besides GROUP THINK.)

You may have noticed that the Observational Humor segment listed on the program was printed in a very large font. That’s not a reflection on the quality of my humor…it’s a reflection on the quality of my eye sight.
(Self deprecation. Poking fun at a sign of aging.)

We need to have more guests and we can do that by telling them about how great our club is. We need to beat our own conundrums.
(Implying that a conundrum is a type of drum.)

Actually the definition of conundrum is what you have after a
(Poking fun at clunky, rarely-used words.)

Sherri is counting laughs in my monologue. Dianne has requested an audit.

(A call-back on Dianne’s request for an audit, linking it to my

Last week, someone in the back of the room said he couldn’t hear me. Awoman in the front of the room said:  “I’ll trade places with you.”

(Self-deprecation. This is an old joke. I don’t know the original source.
Having a list of generic jokes in your tool kit comes in handy.)

I’m from North Dakota where he most logical thing for a humorist to do is GO SURFING. So I hopped on my surfboard, did a push-up, grabbed my walker, and jumped to my feet.

(The trigger is something that would not be a logical activity for
someone in North Dakota. It also paints a funny picture of someone on
a surf board with a walker.)

I learned not to be drinking water while Carolyn is speaking. When she started singing, my glass shattered.

(This links Carolyn’s singing with the cliche of an opera singer breaking
a wine glass when she hits a high note.)

Comedy Musician on America’s Got Talent

Thursday, August 7th, 2014

This two-minute performance illustrates several humor principles. The humor could be described as off color, but it passed the TV censors…so how bad can that be? It would be the perfect entertainment for a night-club lounge.

Lessons learned:

1. The performer uses humor to be likable. He is witty from beginning to end. His style is very conversational.

2. It illustrates the permission principle that older people can often get away with things that a younger person can’t. The performer is 84.

3. He uses humor when having a problem with the equipment.

4. The funniest line of the song is a great example of Self-Deprecation.  I’m sure you can pick it out. Poking fun at yourself is usually a good choice.

5. Some people may consider the lyrics homophobic. In my opinion it’s just the opposite and is something that could probably be a hit in a gay nightclub, performed by someone like the late Rudy de la Mor.

6.  Click here to watch the video.

Observational Humor — Case Study #123

Saturday, July 26th, 2014

Here is another Observational Humor monologue presented at the end of a meeting.  First we’ll look at the set-up for the jokes.   Then we’ll look at the jokes and a brief analysis of what made the jokes work.

Read the set-up information first, then you’ll be ready to watch the video of the monologue.  You’ve heard the expression when someone shares a funny event:  “You had to be there.”  Watching the video will give you a feel for “being there.”  It will help you understand the power of Observational Humor.

THE SET-UP (What happened and what was said during the meeting
before the monologue was delivered.)

1. A speaker said she was compelled to do something, but used the word IMPALED instead of COMPELLED.

2. My Mother was visiting and attending the meeting.

3. My mother is from Arizona.

4. At a previous meeting four guests attended, all introducing
themselves as roommates of Ethan. He shares a large house with
several people.

5. A speaker said he was entering some data into the computer but
forgot to click SAVE when he was done.

6. Two first-time guests were visiting the meeting with their two
children, one was as very small baby.

7. Carolyn was wearing a top with a black-and-white, busy, abstract


Before watching the video, it’s important that you read the seven set-up items listed above. It’s the set-up that gives the monologue the context it needs to be funny. Click to play the video.


I wasn’t going to be doing Observational Humor until I was impaled by the President.
(A simple call-back of a mistakenly-used word.)

If I look bothered.  I’m out of my normal routine.   I usually relax myself by imagining my audience naked. But my Mother is here tonight…

(Playing with a cliche. A very big laugh.)

She said she was from Arizona. That’s not true…she is one of Ethan’s roommates.

(The set-up for this line was something that happened a month earlier
when Ethan brought four guests to a meeting. In spite of the fact that
half the audience was not familiar with the original set-up, it got a very
big laugh. For those who didn’t know of the set-up, the absurdity of the line was probably enough of a set-up to make the joke work even for them.)

I was on a church web site, surfing. It said, Do you believe in God?
Click Yes or No. YES! But I forgot on the bottom to check SAVED.
(Playing with the double meaning of the word SAVE. I wasn’t sure that
the joke would be clear enough to the audience, but it received a very
good response.)

And I’ve got the solution for building our attendance. We can
immediately double it if everybody brings a cute baby. And I can think of a dozen reasons why that would help our club.
(An absurd suggestion using a baby as a call-back. The baby was
adorable and the hit of the meeting.)


Carolyn would you please stand up. A lot of you don’t realize that she is wearing an army uniform. This is a camouflaged uniform for people who are fighting a color-blind enemy.
(I answered the question, “What’s the story behind this very abstract
B&W blouse?”)

Observational Humor — Case Study #122

Friday, July 11th, 2014

Here is another Observational Humor monologue presented at the end of a meeting.  An Observational Humor joke does not need to be the funniest joke in the world to get a good laugh.  The factor of “being there” is what magnifies the power of the joke.  Watching the audience response teaches you the power of Observational Humor.

THE SET-UP (What happened and what was said during the meeting
before the monolgue was presented.)

1. We had a an excellent meeting. The speeches were motivational and inspiring.

2. Ethan, one of our club members, brought 5 guests. They were all
people who share a house. The guests were introduced as his room

3. One of the guests at the meeting was from Sweden. One was from
Canada. One club member had the last name of Polish. One guest had
the first name of Happy.

4. The guests were young men and some members were referring to
them as a Boy Band.

5. A speaker told us about her Grandmother receiving her high school
diploma at age 98. On receiving her diploma, her Grandmother said:
“Oh boy, my last day of school.” And her son replied with: “Now you
have to get a job!”

6. A member was assigned to give an impromptu speech topic on the
subject of “what would he name a month if he were to name it after

7. A guest gave an impromptu speech about a guy in a dress who kept
calling him to be his friend.

8. Member Bobby Williams talked about how his dog reacted after he
had been absent for a long period of time. When they reunited, the dog got excited and licked him.

9. The monologue video is presented from beginning to end without any cuts or edits. As I approached the end of the monologue I had a lengthy pause as I made a decision to drop two jokes and deliver the final joke which I wasn’t sure I wanted to use. The joke related to Bobby’s dog’s response welcoming him home. As I wasn’t sure about the joke, I stumbled over my own words getting the joke started. It got a good laugh and was ok as a closer. But usually when I’m not sure about a joke I leave it out. The excessive pause and the mixing up of my words were not the highlights of my humor that evening and they were not the best way to close the monologue.


Here is the entire monologue, presented at the meeting, recorded on
video. Watching the video of the monologue is the best way to see and understand the power of observational humor. A joke by itself is not nearly as strong as a joke within the context of “being there.”   Click Here to watch the video.



LINE ONE. In the interest of having a balanced program, I will now
speak on how to have an unhappy and unfulfilled life.
(This line was set-up by a meeting with excetionally motivational and
inspiring speeches. The trigger at work is a 180 twist.)

LINE TWO. Mr Toastmaster, guests, and the one person who has never lived with Ethan.
(This line uses a cliche, formal, speech opening with a call back about
Ethan’s many roommates. The trigger is an implied exaggeration,
suggesting that EVERYONE has been a roommate of Ethan’s.)

LINE THREE. One Direction and Abba having nothing on us.
We have:
A Swedish person,
A Canadian,
We have one Polish Person
We have one person who is Happy.
(This joke starts with a reference to two bands, a Boy Band and a band from Sweden. I then list a colorful list of people who were attending the meeting.)

LINE FOUR. And I received an inspiring insight tonight. In thirty
years I can get my high school diploma…and get a job.
(An excellent call back about the diploma and the get-a-job lines which
had received huge laughs earlier in the meeting. I dropped myself into
someone else’s story. I looked at the Grandmother’s experience, and I
said “I could do that.”)

LINE FIVE. I’m not interested in naming a whole month. One day
would be sufficient. February 29. I figure that one day every four years would be enough of me. And guys would celebrate this day by putting on a dress and calling John.
(Two call backs which linked the “month” speech with the stalking

LINE SIX. And finally, I always thought it was strange that if Bobby
hadn’t seen me for a long time, every time he would see me he would lick me.

(I had a lengthy pause and stumbled on my words as I debated whether I wanted to use this last joke. Usually when I doubt a line, I delete it. But this evening I went with it. The line got a good response but was not the best way to end the monologue. It’s also interesting to note that as time passes, the pause and the stumble are not nearly as noticable as I when I first experienced them. The lesson is that mistakes are often less noticable to the audience than they are to the speaker.)

Observational Humor — Case Study #121

Tuesday, July 8th, 2014

This is a blend of Observational Humor and also jokes written for a 90th Birthday celebration. After a few opening lines, I presented most of the monologue in the format of a Question Man routine, where you first give the answer and then read the question.

THE SET-UP (What happened and what was said during the event, before the monologue was delivered.)

1. Darren LaCroix recommended opening a speech with a video because it establishes credibility and builds a relationship with the audience.

2. He pointed out that Celine Dion uses an opening video even though she doesn’t need it.

3. We were told that giving away solid content encourages people to buy your educational products because they will want more of your wisdom.

4. A third of the audience, maybe more, were guests of featured speaker Burt Dubin.

5. Burt is a member of the Las Vegas, Nevada chapter and drives from Kingman, Arizona to attend meetings.

6. Recent chapter programs have featured speakers with the names Waldo, Rocco, and Bodine.

7. Burt Dubin was born on June 10, 1924.

8. Burt told us that during an economic downturn he downsized his life. Moved from a house to a condo and unloaded things he didn’t need…which included a wife.

9. This monologue was designed to honor the 90th birthday of Burt Dubin.


In the interest of saving time, I won’t play my opening video.

(Moderate laughter.)

Actually I don’t have a video.
(Topper. Slightly bigger laugh.)

I use Celine Dion’s video.

(Topper. Good laugh, but I was expecting more.)

I learned today that if I don’t include content in my talk, I won’t sell any of my Celine Dion albums.
(A transition to the next joke. And continuing the Celine Dion theme.)

So here’s one humor tip. Where do you place humor in your talk? You place your humor right before the audience laughs. 

(Recycle of a good original joke which I used at a meeting two weeks before. Very good response.)

But enough about me. This is about Burt. And I’m now going to answer your questions about Burt Dubin. Many of you submitted written questions before the start of the meeting. I will give you the answer and then read your question:
(Transition into the Question Man format where I give the answer first and then read the question–made famous by Johnny Carson, Steve Allen, Ernie Kovaks, and Plato.)

The answer is: 20 to 1 .

The question is: Of the people attending today’s meeting, what is the ratio of Burt’s guests to professional speakers.

(Burt had a lot of guests. I used the trigger of exaggeration. Very big laugh.)

The answer is: The FBI opened a case file on Burt Dubin.
The question is: What happened when Burt joined the NSA Las Vegas chapter by crossing state lines.
(Recognizes Burt’s dedication attending meetings. Plays with what happens when you “cross state lines.” Moderate laugh.)

The answer is: Waldo, Rocco and Bodine
The question is: Name three people with names almost as colorful as Burt.
(Weak response, probably for three reasons: First, it was not a fresh observation, but instead was a prepared joke. Second, it may be that Burt was not the best choice to anchor this joke. John would have made a better joke (more common, ordinary, boring than Burt, which is actually a somewhat colorful name). And third, many in the audience had not attended recent meetings and we not familiar with past speaker names.)

The answer is: Don Knotts, Carol O’Conner, Truman Capote, Fess Parker, Buddy Hackett, Jack Lemmon, Marilyn Monroe, Johnny Carson, Richard Burton, and Rock Hudson.
The question is: Name ten people who were born after Burt Dubin.

(This joke was built with simple research looking for names of famous people born within 12 months after Burt’s date of birth. Big laugh.)

You may have noticed that none of these ten people are still living.
(I would suggest caution using this type of joke. I did not have it in my prepared monologue, because I wasn’t sure how it would play. On the positive side, Burt has a good sense of humor and is a very vibrant 90-year-old. I sensed that the mood of the audience, and the response of the group to the list-of-names joke was positive and that the topper line would work. It did. A good line. A big laugh. If I were doing the monologue for a guest of honor who was not in excellent health, I would not have used this joke. Awareness and caution are valuable assets.)

The answer is: The first President Bush has great respect for Burt Dubin.
The question is: What is the result of George H W Bush being two days younger than Burt Dubin.
(This joke is very similar to the previous one, except that the birthdays are very close together and involved a Presidential figure. President Bush was featured on the news relating to his birthday the week before the meeting. Moderate response.)

The answer is: It means that Burt is a practical and resourceful person.

The question is: What does it say about Burt when, in the dictionary, DUBIN comes between DUAL PURPOSE and DUCT TAPE.

(The line was prepared in advance. The trigger is the question: What comes before and after Dubin in the dictionary. The words don’t have to be immediately before or after his name, but need to be fairly close. Weak response, but I like the joke and would use it again.)

The answer is: Burt’s wedding vows.
The question is: What is To Love, To Cherish, To Unload.
(A very unexpected call back. Huge laugh. Maybe the biggest laugh of the monologue.)

The answer is: Reynolds, Lancaster, Bacharach.
The question: is Name three people with whom Burt generously agreed to share his first name.

(The trigger was the question: What famous people have the first name of Burt. Weak response.)

The answer is: Burt Dubin.
The question is: Who is Lively, Mighty, and Ninety.
(This is a joke formula, rhyming triplett which ends in ninety and includes two flattering terms. I like a closer that gets an “ahhhh isn’t that sweet” response. Excellent response.)

Observational Humor — Case Study #120

Thursday, June 12th, 2014

Here is another Observational Humor Monologue presented at the end of a meeting. We will look at what was said and what happened during the meeting before the monologue was delivered. Then we’ll examine what made the joke work.


1. The outside temperature was over 100 degrees. About 75 percent of our members were attending the meeting in shorts.

2. The Word Of The Day was CONTIGUOUS.

3. Member JD told the group that he was not feeling well.

4. A member gave a speech: Goals Are On Purpose.

5. A speaker used the cliche of: Thirty year’s of experience Versus one year’s experience thirty times.

6. A speaker told about his first time going solo in a plane. His instructor said “You’re on your own!”

7. The speaker continued, “I looked to my left, to my right, behind me. I WAS on my own.”

8. The speaker continued, “It was up to me to fly the plane without crashing.”

9. A speaker told of splitting up with his first wife, “I cried for two days.”

10. A speaker told of a road trip with his cat. The cat kept getting sick and throwing up in the car.

11. A speaker told us he was in the process of moving and that he had two storage lockers full of property.


You can tell summer is here, not by the Temperature, but by the length of the pants.
(An observation of the truth. The truth is funny.)

JD is not feeling well tonight, but he is not contiguous.
(The humor technique is malapropism, the misuse of a word that almost sounds like the right word, but isn’t.)

This is Observational Humor…where the Humor is On Purpose.
(Twisted a call-back phrase.)

I’m your Observational Humor Master…because I’ve had one year’s
experience thirty times.
(Twisted a call back phrase.)

Thirty years ago my comedy coach pushed me out on the stage and said, “You’re on your own!”
(Making my story parallel the speakers.)

I looked to my left, to my right, behind me…I WAS on my own.
(Continuing a set-up with parallel construction.)

It was up to me to be funny without bombing.
(More parallel construction with needed changes in the words.)

I bombed and I cried for two days.
(Taking a call-back and applying it to my story.)

But the worst thing was, every time I told a joke…my cat threw up.
(Continuing my story, dropping in another call-back. Huge laugh.)

That was thirty years ago. And today I have two storage lockers full of jokes.
(Not true, but funny, and once again using a call-back.)

Observational Humor — Case Study #119

Saturday, May 24th, 2014

More Observational Humor from an excellent meeting.  We’ll look at the humor, starting with the set-ups, the jokes, and a brief examination of what made the jokes funny.

THE SET-UP (What was said and what happened during the meeting before the monologue was delivered.)

1. It was one of the most windy nights we’ve seen in a long time. The wind was so strong it kept blowing the front door of the building open.

2. The Club awards for Toastmaster of the Year and Spark Plug of the
Year were presented. Members were recognized for contributions to the club, including being a “Cheer Leader” for Toastmasters.

3. Guest speaker Ken reflected on the meaning of FINE. It means something is good. And it means a financial penalty for something you should not do.

4. Dawn presented a mini-humor workshop. She joked that people shouldn’t watch me during her workshop because they might see my lips moving while she was speaking.

5. Guest Steven told us he has been a member of Toastmasters for 18 years.

6. Bill Lusk is a 55 year TM member.

7. Before the meeting started, Bobby joked that he loved seeing guests because he likes seeing people he doesn’t owe money to.

8. Our Gramarian looks for filler words:  So, Ah, and other meaningless filler words. She said that Ethan had a BUT and a WELL.

9. We have been having younger members join our club. They are talented and bring great energy to the meetings.

10. Guest Nick said he was born and raised in Las Vegas.

11. A speaker told about visiting a sperm bank and seeing their donor books categorized by descriptions of the donors: Height, Ethnicity,
Education, etc.


We have an announcement. If you drove to the meeting tonight…your car is now in Kansas.
(We were having the biggest wind storm I had seen in years. The first thought I had was “You’re not in Kansas anymore.” I used that line to arrive at the line I actually used. The magic is in the re-write.)

Give me a T. Give me an O. Give me a M-A-S-T-E-R. What does it spell? Toastmaster! Yea!
(I played the role of an un-talented cheer leader. I was well cast in that role.)

After the presentation of Toastmaster of the Year and Sparkplug of the Year earlier this evening, I realized I need to be more of a cheer leader.
(The line got a bigger laugh than I expected.)

Ken that was a fine speech.
(A very big laugh.  Bigger than I was expecting.  Played with a double word meaning.)

The secret is out. Now you know why you never see Dawn speaking while I’m drinking water.
(A good line which I occasionally recycle when it fits.)

We’re hoping that Steven will join our club. When we add his TM experience to that of the rest of the club, our combined experience will finally exceed the singular experience of Bill Lusk.
(Exaggeration. Honors Bill for his experience, and pokes fun at him for
his age.)

Bobby says he loves seeing guests at the meeting because he likes to see people to whom he doesn’t owe money. What Bobby doesn’t know is that Dustin and Nick are both undercover agents for the IRS.
(I asked myself, how could Bobby owe the guests money?)

I’m not sure, but I think the gramarian said that Ethan had “a butt in the well.”
(I twisted a call back)

I’ve noticed that recently our new members and our guests are young,
talented and good looking. They are making us old-timers look bad. In fact one of our new members referred to us as “you older speakers.”
(The truth is funny. The new members ARE young, talented, good looking.)

All I have to say is that one day, you younger speakers are going to look like me.
(Self deprecation. Very big laugh.)

Nick said something that surprised me. You said that you were born here. (Nick agreed.) That amazes me, because I didn’t think the building was that old.
(I took a literal statement to the extreme. I thought that Nick would confirm that he had said HERE, but he obviously he didn’t mean THIS BUILDING. A big laugh.)

Often times, a guest will tell me that they’ve seen me before. That might be because I’m in the National Speakers Association Directory. Or it might be because of my web site. Or it might be because I’m in the donor books for TALL, for SCANDANAVIAN, and for SENSE OF HUMOR.
(A call back. Good job tying me into the donor books. Good laugh.)

Family Feud Funny Failure

Saturday, May 10th, 2014

Why is a dumb answer on a game show funny? There are lots of examples on YouTube: Family Fued, Newlywed Game, Wheel of Fortune, Pyramid, PassWord.
– Superiority. The viewer feels superior.
– Tension. Release caused by the embarassment of the victim.
– Relationships. The disconnect of the given answer from a good answer. The further the disconnect from a right answer the funnier.
– Surprise. Amazement at how far off-base a contestant could be.
– Self-deprecation. The realization of the It-Could-Have-Been-Me factor.
– The Topper. The comic disconnect of the family saying “good
answer” even when it’s not. One punch line leads to another. The first
punch line is the bad answer. The topper is the family laying a “good
answer” on top of the bad answer.

Observational Humor — Case Study #118

Tuesday, April 15th, 2014

Here is another Observational Humor monologue presented at the end of a meeting. We will look at the setup for the jokes, then we’ll review the jokes, and finally we’ll discuss what made the jokes work.

THE SET-UP (What was said and what happened during the meeting before the monologue was delivered.)

1. I was using my walker when I approached the speaking platform.

2. An evaluator complimented a speaker on a “smile that draws people

3. The Observational Humor Master typically opens with one joke, and
then calls for humorous comments from the floor. The OH Master then
presents a humor monologue.

4. An evaluator complimented a speaker on the variety in his speech,
taking people up and down, emotionally. He gestured the motion of a
roller coaster, highs and lows.

5. Jesse Oakley III told the story of his name. He is widely known for
his iii suffix.

6. A speaker used a joke format, “If you’re not paying for X…

7. A speaker shared data that shows we are all being snooped on.

8. A speaker commented on how competitive our club is.

9. We have several new, young members. We also had two parents and a son visiting from California. The son was young looking, and the parents still did not look old enough to be his parents.


My nickname is Johnny Walker.
(Jokes about the obvious. Also a joke using name play.)

Now that my smile has drawn you in.
(Self-deprecation. I’m not an expressive person.)

Are there any Observational Humor comments from floor?
(Members shared some Observational Humor lines. My monologue

As you noticed, the humor is like a roller coaster…up…and down.
(gesturing a roller coaster path.)
(Very good laugh, in spite of the fact that all the lines given by club
members were good. In other words there weren’t any “down” or bad
lines, and the joke still got laughs.)

Ladies and gentlemen…and especially our Past-District Gov who had a farm…JESS E I E I O.
(A perfect play on I-I-I using the Old MacDonald jingle.)

If you’re not paying for this monologue…you’ll be in this monologue.
(Big laugh. A call back twisted to fit the monologue theme.)

I couldn’t resist the “walker” line. I like to find humor in name-play.  For example if Ethan Nguyen married Woody Allen…he would be Ethan Allen.
(Good laugh.)

I heard on the news today that Las Vegas was suing Chicago. It seems that Chicago is claiming to be a windy city.
(Timely comment related to windy weather in Las Vegas.)

You may have noticed that in the men’s room, the urinals have a sign which says, “Aim for back of urinal.” Melanie, that gives me an idea for our club banner slogan. “Power House Pros–We Aim to Please.”
(A recycled joke similar to one I used many months ago.)

Nobody snoops on me. I communicate by telegraph, smoke signals and stone tablets.
(Weakest line of the monologue.)

I agree with the comment that our club has stiff competition. This is because half of our members are very competitive. And the other half look like they should be in a coffin.
(The truth is funny, albeit an exaggerated truth. A good laugh.)

But aren’t you impressed with how young our three speakers were
tonight? And our guests are so young, even the parent’s of our guests are young!
(A good line to close with because it is funny, because it’s true. And it
compliments our guests.)