Comments for Humor Power http://www.humorpower.com/blog Better thinking -- Better speaking -- Better living Mon, 06 Feb 2012 05:45:43 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc hourly 1 Comment on Gervais Humor at Golden Globes by Patricia Fripp http://www.humorpower.com/blog/2012/01/gervais-humor-at-golden-globes/comment-page-1/#comment-474842 Patricia Fripp Mon, 06 Feb 2012 05:45:43 +0000 http://www.humorpower.com/blog/?p=1833#comment-474842 This is brilliant as always!!! This is brilliant as always!!!

]]> Comment on A Positive Perpective by Gerald Fleischmann http://www.humorpower.com/blog/2012/01/a-positive-perpective/comment-page-1/#comment-472261 Gerald Fleischmann Wed, 01 Feb 2012 17:10:46 +0000 http://www.humorpower.com/blog/?p=1814#comment-472261 Wait - it gets better! You don't have to pay the vet bills! That'd more than cover the cost of any high power security system! Wait – it gets better! You don’t have to pay the vet bills! That’d more than cover the cost of any high power security system!

]]> Comment on A Positive Perpective by Lori - Las Vegas http://www.humorpower.com/blog/2012/01/a-positive-perpective/comment-page-1/#comment-472259 Lori - Las Vegas Wed, 01 Feb 2012 17:06:50 +0000 http://www.humorpower.com/blog/?p=1814#comment-472259 The presence of cats in your yard, and the scent they leave behind for other animals, is likely keeping away other less desirable creatures from your yard. Pigeons and rats come to mind. The toxic and acidic nature of pigeon poop is is far worse than cat poop. We had to have our pool decking redone from the caustic nature of pigeon poop. Now we just let our cats hang in our yard a bit more. Our neighbors have roof rats, but the exterminator says the scent of our cats is likely keeping our yard rat-free. (Unfortunately for our neighbors, it probably contributes to the rats concentrating in their cat-free yard.) The presence of cats in your yard, and the scent they leave behind for other animals, is likely keeping away other less desirable creatures from your yard. Pigeons and rats come to mind. The toxic and acidic nature of pigeon poop is is far worse than cat poop. We had to have our pool decking redone from the caustic nature of pigeon poop. Now we just let our cats hang in our yard a bit more. Our neighbors have roof rats, but the exterminator says the scent of our cats is likely keeping our yard rat-free. (Unfortunately for our neighbors, it probably contributes to the rats concentrating in their cat-free yard.)

]]> Comment on Observational Humor — Case Study #76 by andy http://www.humorpower.com/blog/2012/01/observational-humor-case-study-76/comment-page-1/#comment-472211 andy Wed, 01 Feb 2012 14:58:57 +0000 http://www.humorpower.com/blog/?p=1838#comment-472211 Totally AWESOME! Love your humor! Totally AWESOME! Love your humor!

]]> Comment on 22 Humor Techniques from Politics by Anthony http://www.humorpower.com/blog/2011/12/22-humor-techniques-from-politics/comment-page-1/#comment-466553 Anthony Sat, 21 Jan 2012 04:03:00 +0000 http://www.humorpower.com/blog/?p=1819#comment-466553 Great and funny list. Thanks for taking the time to put that together, I enjoyed it. Great and funny list. Thanks for taking the time to put that together, I enjoyed it.

]]> Comment on A Positive Perpective by Live It Forward http://www.humorpower.com/blog/2012/01/a-positive-perpective/comment-page-1/#comment-462578 Live It Forward Sat, 14 Jan 2012 07:17:33 +0000 http://www.humorpower.com/blog/?p=1814#comment-462578 Wow! Your optimism John is really admiring. Having a positive perspective of things that are really annoying ain't that easy especially if you are dealing with them daily, almost any time of the day. Great thinking! Keep your optimism high! You really did inspire a lot of us. Keep posting! :) Wow! Your optimism John is really admiring. Having a positive perspective of things that are really annoying ain’t that easy especially if you are dealing with them daily, almost any time of the day. Great thinking! Keep your optimism high! You really did inspire a lot of us. Keep posting! :)

]]> Comment on Creative Ideas for Your Telephone Answering Machine by Jay http://www.humorpower.com/blog/2006/04/creative-ideas-for-your-telephone-answering-machine/comment-page-1/#comment-461806 Jay Fri, 13 Jan 2012 05:46:01 +0000 http://www.humorpower.com/blog/2006/04/creative-ideas-for-your-telephone-answering-machine/#comment-461806 (Start off as if you were Expecting their call ! ) Hey !!! I'm glad you finally called !! Woo hoo !! Man I was really waiting for you !! (sound really excited) (have someone from a distant yell your name and ask for your immediate help, .....or something ) Then abruptly say, " Shoot I gotta go !! " (as you begin to run off) yell out, " leave your name and ....number ....... and messssaaaage toooooo !!!! (as you scream into the distant) BEEP ! (Start off as if you were Expecting their call ! )

Hey !!! I’m glad you finally called !! Woo hoo !! Man I was really waiting for you !! (sound really excited)

(have someone from a distant yell your name and ask for your immediate help, …..or something )

Then abruptly say, ” Shoot I gotta go !! ”

(as you begin to run off) yell out, ” leave your name and ….number ……. and messssaaaage toooooo !!!! (as you scream into the distant) BEEP !

]]> Comment on Creative Ideas for Your Telephone Answering Machine by Jay http://www.humorpower.com/blog/2006/04/creative-ideas-for-your-telephone-answering-machine/comment-page-1/#comment-461798 Jay Fri, 13 Jan 2012 05:30:42 +0000 http://www.humorpower.com/blog/2006/04/creative-ideas-for-your-telephone-answering-machine/#comment-461798 Hi You've reach the lines of (your name) Please leave your name and number and I'll call you right back. ...............If this is an emergency, ........call ...................nine-one-one ! BEEP. Hi You’ve reach the lines of (your name) Please leave your name and number and I’ll call you right back. ……………If this is an emergency, ……..call ……………….nine-one-one ! BEEP.

]]> Comment on Creating Humor On a Theme by John Kinde http://www.humorpower.com/blog/2011/12/creating-humor-on-a-theme/comment-page-1/#comment-459466 John Kinde Sun, 08 Jan 2012 14:39:56 +0000 http://www.humorpower.com/blog/?p=1801#comment-459466 You're right. And my conversion table was right. Somewhere in the pocess of putting it into the article I was wrong. Thanks for catching it...I changed 4 to 13. I thought four looked funny. You’re right. And my conversion table was right. Somewhere in the pocess of putting it into the article I was wrong. Thanks for catching it…I changed 4 to 13. I thought four looked funny.

]]> Comment on A Positive Perpective by Sharp http://www.humorpower.com/blog/2012/01/a-positive-perpective/comment-page-1/#comment-459416 Sharp Sun, 08 Jan 2012 10:42:13 +0000 http://www.humorpower.com/blog/?p=1814#comment-459416 This proves you have a cleaner garden than your neighbor :) It's your free sanity detector. This proves you have a cleaner garden than your neighbor :) It’s your free sanity detector.

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